OK, I may not have proof of this, but sweet Christ-on-a-cracker do I hate the Dallas Cowboys. How could anybody not? Just look at the collection of derelicts and smug dickfaces they've employed over the years: Emmitt Smith, Troy Aikman, Deon Sanders, Leon Lett, Joseph Stalin, Michael "I'm Holding That Crack Pipe for a Friend" Irvin, Adolf Hitler, Charles Haley, Tony Romo (enjoy those herpes Britney Spears rubbed all over you when she gave you that lap dance), and most of all, Terrell Owens. Fuck, Fuck, FUCK Terrell Owens.
I've always hated them, but the game this Thursday vs. the Packers pushed it over the edge. It started right away, with that bullshit "forward progress" call when Al Harris stripped Owens in the first quarter. It was downhill from there, with every time a Packer DB breathed a yellow flag flew in the air. Then they had the nerve to knock the Football Jesus out of the game, no doubt this will result in a swift and horrible punishment from the Football Gods. I'm thinking Wade Phillips' bra brakes in the middle of the 3rd quarter, or something to that effect.
The only good thing about this game was that Aaron Fucking Rodgers almost led them back, and without their best DB (Charles Woodson) and their starting right end (KGB), leading me to conclude that if the Football Jesus hadn't been injured and Mike McCarthy ditched Ray Rhodes' game plan from 1999 and actually went back to the controlled, precision-passing offense that won them ten games in the first place, the Jesus would have led the back to victory. If they meet again in the NFC Championship game, my money is on the Pack.
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You're the best Ninja, and possibly the one true God. Keep stickin' it to the man!
T.O. sucks, and is a bad person, but only actual T.O.
virtual T.O. from Madden helped me give a certain teacher in North Carolina a brain hemorrhage...about 10 different times. For that I am forever grateful.
Mahalo Nui Loa XOXOXO
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