Welcome...

... to my blog. To be honest, I never thought I'd have a blog, it seemed kind of stupid. And maybe it is, but I have way, way to much time on my hands and this is better than taxidermy. After seeing how influential and prevalent blogs have become, I decided I needed one because I am petty, egotistical and insecure. Also, after realizing how many readers some blogs get despite being overwhelmingly sloppy and lame, I figured that having this blog would bring me wealth and power beyond my wildest dreams. Unrealistic? No. And fuck you for thinking so. Anyway, the opinions here are mine and mine alone, and I invite you to call me on my bullshit (which you will have numerous opportunities to), as I figure this is the only way to keep me honest. Mahalo.